A floppy-haired, elitist, racist philanderer...? Yeah, that's my idea of a mayor.

Oh God, oh God. Why? WHY? My poor, poor London. We don't deserve you.

(Let's all hope and pray that he makes some terrible, unspinnable gaffe - like screwing Vladimir Putin's latest squeeze and then making a racist joke about it - that means he has to resign within the year....)

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fox in the snow
I know. Poor London. I've been having a lovely time frolicking in the sunshine this weekend, but every so often I stop and think: Boris owns this now. And then I wish it would rain.
plubby

That was my excuse for drinking 93 gallons of vodka (approx) at a house party. We're doomed.

Moobs
\well the least he can do is keep being unpleasant to the Scousers.

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