QotD: Step into My Closet

How many pair of shoes do you have? Out of those pairs, how many do you wear more than a few times a year?
Submitted by fightinggale.

An embarrassing number. Let me see, off the top of my head... (deep breath):

1.Blue suede heels
2.Black suede peep-toe heels (with golden birds on the ankles)
3.Black patent t-bar heels
4.Black patent peep-toe heels
5.Black leather pointed heels
6.Tan peep-toe platform heels
7.Red patent mary jane heels
8.Magenta suede platform heels
9.Green suede heels
10.Brown suede mary jane heels
11.White leather mary jane heels
12.Bronze court sandals
13.Grey suede pointed heels
14.Red wedge sandals
15.White wedge sandals
16.Brown wedge sandals
17.Tan wedge sandals
18.Pink silk heels
19.Black leather flats
20.Black patent flats
21.Green leather flats
22.Red canvas pumps
23.White canvas pumps
24.Silver ballet pumps
25.Bronze ballet pumps
26.Green Converse high-tops
27.Cream Acupuncture trainers
28.Black Diesel trainers
29.Stripy black & white sneakers
30.Red Stan Smith sneakers
31.Reebok running shoes
32.Black Havaiana flip-flops
33.Pink Havaiana flip-flops
34.Green Birkenstocks
35.Ugg boots
36.Cowboy boots
37.Black high-heeled knee-high boots
38.Brown high-heeled knee-high boots
39.Black shoe-boots
40.Grey suede mid-calf boots

I think there may be more, but I'm losing the will to live. I clearly need to change my name to Imelda Marcos. Or maybe I just need one of those shoe-closets from the film "Overboard". Where's Kurt Russell when you need him...?

Edit: These beauties are my latest purchase, number 7 on the list:

Birthday shoes

And, for Kate and Foxy, here are the shoes I wear when I absolutely have to have golden birdies fluttering around my ankles:

Birdy

Gee whizz, I love shoes. Love love love 'em.